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    BIG BOOTY GIRLFRIEND RETURNS

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    big-booty-girlfriend1A couple of weeks ago we posted GIYP fan Red’s big booty girlfriend, and he’s decided to share some more shots!

    big-booty-girlfriend2Keeping it classy by getting her on her knees in a parking garage, Red’s girl is sporting see-through yoga pants and what appears to be a matching thong. Check out the extremely high res shots for a much closer look, after the jump! (more…)

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    B-B-B-BOOTY

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    Psst, hey, we’ve got one more pic of this girl.
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    YOGA SHORTS SUNDAY: NORWEGIAN GIYP RETURNS

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    Misidentified as wearing both yoga pants and yoga shorts, this
    beautiful Norwegian babe we featured back in July has returned to set the record straight. She writes: “Major props to whichever Awkward Messages alumni recognizes the shorts from a previous entry first. In case you don’t have time to creep through the archives, I am the Norwegian girl that you mistakenly claimed to be wearing both yoga pants and yoga shorts. Who would wear both? That’s just silly. I am, in fact, wearing compression shorts underneath track uniform shorts. Not that it really matters, but now you know.

    That’s not all! This generous beauty, who also included a picture of her tits for good measure, has a question: “One of my guy friends told me that a girl in a push-up bra and booty shorts (yoga shorts) was sexier than a girl in lingerie anyday. What do you think?

    So now you’ve got a mission: study the three enlarged shots that are available after the jump and sound off in the comments! (more…)

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    TWERK TEAM BOOTY

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    We’ve hit the jackpot.. and by that I mean we’ve found
    @MizzTwerkSumTT‘s Instragram account, which is just full of beautiful booty pictures. We kind of guessed at how to arrange the capitals in her username, but if it isn’t meant to be “Miss Twerk Some Titty”, it should be. Click here to check out the enlarged pic..

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    CREEP SHOTTING A YOGA CLASS

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    If ever there was a reason to crawl out of the basement, these massive outdoor yoga groups are it. Like what you see? Well you could go outside and have a look for yourself. Or you can just make the jump for the high res pic and enjoy it from the comfort of your underwear..
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    BOOTY & GLASSES

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    THE BEAUTIFUL BRANDIE LYNN RETURNS

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    Living proof that hard work pays off, Brandie Lynn would be a great role model for you if you ever decide to get up off the couch and workout. I’m just happy she doesn’t go to my gym.. I’m pretty sure they throw people out for walking around with boners, and there’s no way I could be within 300 feet of her without swelling up down there. Well, that and the cops would swarm because of the restraining order. But let’s not talk about that..

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    HUMP DAY: WOULD YOU HUMP IT?

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    Trick question, of course you would. If you wouldn’t, we might have to revoke your man card.. But since you would, keep going for the high res pic..
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    TATTOOED BEAUTY WITH A BOOTY

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    Does her booty get your mushroom stamp of approval? Keep going for the enlarged pic and try to get featured on
    AwkwardMessages.com in the comments.. (more…)

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    BABE IN TORN YOGA PANTS

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    Those are speed holes.. not because she can do yoga faster in them, but because any man around will blow his load faster than ever before. Keep going for the high res picture..
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    FOR THE BIG BOOTY LOVERS

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    big-booty
    Keep going for the enlarged pic..
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    AMAZING HOME DEPOT CREEP SHOTS

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    GIYP Fan Sean snapped these shots while picking up supplies to build his backyard bomb shelter in preperation for upcoming apocalypse. Oh wait, that was last month? Well, maybe he’s picking up the tools to tear down his waste of money.. either way, we’re happy that he landed in line behind this beautiful booty and had the balls to snap some pictures. Like what you see? Check out the high res shots after the jump and be sure to thank Sean for his efforts in the comments..
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