I’d wine and dine this girl (and fan of The Chive) at any Applebees in town she wants, and hopefully get seen with her in public for a while before she gets creeped out by my staring and leaves like all the others.

TITILLATING OR TERRIFYING?

I’d wine and dine this girl (and fan of The Chive) at any Applebees in town she wants, and hopefully get seen with her in public for a while before she gets creeped out by my staring and leaves like all the others.