No, we’re not referring to that terrible Bernie Mac movie from 2004 – this update goes out to Derek Jeter! Who not only got his 3000th hit this passed weekend, but is now under fire from the MLB because.. wait for it – he’s human! Rather than going to an All Star game he couldn’t perform in due to physical and emotional exhaustion, he went home to rest. Congrats Derek, we hope your vacation found you well! And if not, this Yankee fan sent in her booty just for you! Keep going for the full shot..