Any oldschool GirlsInYogaPants.com fan will recognize the name ASSMAN – a regular content submitter that dropped incredible ass off to our email like he was the Santa of booty. He disappeared for a while, and there were conspiracy theories floating around that either him and Johnny were the same person… or they met, fell in love and went to live out their days on a beach. But he’s back so either we were wrong, or the relationship is over and the ASSMAN is back.
We assume the latter.