I usually try to refrain from using the term ‘goth’ as a lot of people don’t seem to enjoy the label, but this girl @StillSarahAllen has it listed in her bio so I think it’s okay. You may or may not recognize her, as her booty and excellent thigh gap have been featured on our website a few times in the past. Well, I was talking to her yesterday and she decided to snap some new pics of herself. (xanax) I was pretty happy with the results, and may have went to full chub when she mentioned her tight little body is sculpted from a strict lifestyle of red meat and squats.
Browsing her Instagram, you’ll notice she’s got an exceptionally attractive [Read: Big bootied] roommate. Now I’m no rocket appliance, but I’m pretty sure if we’re nice enough we can convince them both to pose side by side in yoga pants. I don’t know about you guys, but that’s something I’m very interested in seeing.