Ah, some more negative press! I don’t blame them for slamming us though. I admit, this is the most sinister website ever created since the day Al Gore invented the internet. Our web servers are powered by childrens’ tears and bunny rabbits. We just bought a Hummer H1 advertising vehicle that constantly creates and releases burning Styrofoam and freon. Bring on the scathing reviews!

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